January 2009
123 posts
Seattle
Just a few things.
If you know anyone who would be willing to let me sublease a room for March/April/Possibly May depending on how long it takes for my friends to find a house, for cheeeeap, hit me up or pass along my email.
allisonjenna@gmail.com
I’m a non-smoking 21 year old female who bathes regularly and just wants to go back to school, y’all.
Also, how come we never hang...
Let me touch it.
onlymichelle:
You know she’s your best friend when she convinces you to strip in a deli for the sake of her seeing how your tattoo is healing. Not only that, but you let her touch it and make faces when she runs her fingers all over it in front of a giant window.
And the ridiculous thing? It made me laugh and realize that chocolate croissants are the shit.
You let her put her dirty hands on...
I’m so pathetic that I edited my contacts and put “DO NOT TEXT” instead of his last name.
I didn’t think people really did that, but I just did. I’m hoping it’ll work.
Alot is not a word.
trainwrecks:
allisonjenna:
trainwrecks:
bowlingalleylawyer:
Your local English teacher agrees. No matter how many times I say this, write this, or correct this, my students still write it “alot”.
Periods go inside quotation marks.
Wrong.
Hahahaha. Ok, whatever you say!
Regardless of the grammar rule, whether or not you’re right, I think that rule should be meant only for...
Alot is not a word.
trainwrecks:
bowlingalleylawyer:
Your local English teacher agrees. No matter how many times I say this, write this, or correct this, my students still write it “alot”.
Periods go inside quotation marks.
Wrong.
Tidbit.
He slips his hands into each other, folded in his lap like a cloth napkin. Lifting two fingers, he presses slightly against his lips: an unconscious reaction to something that piqued his interest. She blinks once, trying not to acknowledge the rush she felt as she imagined the texture of his lips, should it be that she was his fingers, and turns her gaze slightly away. In his peripherals, he can...
BREAKING: Diddy Is A Douchebag →
Since when is this breaking news, JoHnathan?
(via notbeingserious)
deep thought - something just occurred to me
thecandyqueen:
You know how men always say that women are so confusing and women always say that men are so confusing? We seem to want to blame all this on gender differences, but really, isn’t it just that people in general are confusing? We’re so complicated in every way, shape and form that we don’t even understand ourselves and we expect others to? People in general don’t say what they want....
That was pretty tl;dr (too long;didn’t read … for you intarweb n00bz)
but it was mostly for me anyway. so SUCK IT. And only read it if you want to read about my personal life.
But there are no sharks in the oval office or explicit shouts from cartoon mushrooms with penises so I doubt you will.
Early morning Tuesday. Recreating events for...
I had begun walking home with you and a mutual friend from the bar, my flightiness both making me forget to keep tabs on my friends and then earning me a walk to your house alone when I got distracted by something in a newsstand. I had been impressed by my ability to walk in heels and spent the walk staring at my toes and being equally, if not more impressed with myself when I found myself at your...
Hey Fuck Faces, Follow This Man →
Because if you don’t love Jeffrey Max, you can fuck the fuck right off!
(via notbeingserious)
thisismusic:
2pac - Changes
*cue the meaningful...
I stayed off of Tumblr for a few days. I am so far behind now.
I had an incredible weekend. There will be pictures at some point soon. Just a couple.
According to the w-2 form I just received from my former employer, I only paid $7.28 in Federal Income tax all year.
uh, what?
I’m pretty sure that’s not possible.
remyzero7:
Voicemail from my boss (nsfw)
Well, at...
How many of you guys know what your name means? if...
whatcriscilikes:
Well “Allison” means “of noble birth,” but my name is “Alison” which means “truthful one.” The subtraction of one “L” makes all the difference.
My parents researched this (and I have as well, although the site below does not list Allison and Alison with differing meanings) and knighted me a one “L” Alison because they knew I would only spit the truth.
...
TUMBLR! What's YOUR iPod's Name?
supersonicelectronic:
Mine’s “Chelsea Boots.”
My iPhone’s name is Jason Lee.
My laptop’s name is Burt Reynolds.