allison jenna

…what?

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:19:08 -0800

…what?

Last Kane hodder show last night. Boo

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:18:44 -0800

Last Kane hodder show last night. Boo

Being told by my ex-boyfriend that I’m unattractive is not a great way to start an...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:28:19 -0800

Being told by my ex-boyfriend that I’m unattractive is not a great way to start an evening.

(I shouldn’t care, but I do.)

I created one of those formspring.me things. So... ask me questions!

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:45:55 -0800

I created one of those formspring.me things. So... ask me questions!

gpoyw: the “I wish I owned a real camera so I would have...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:29:17 -0800

gpoyw: the “I wish I owned a real camera so I would have less mirror & drunk-at-the-bar photos of myself” edition.

Photo

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:46:36 -0800

fuckyeahtentacles: (via planettampon) Vampyroteuthis...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:24:11 -0800

fuckyeahtentacles:

(via planettampon)

Vampyroteuthis infernalis, translation: vampire squid from hell.

Easily the most badass of all squid. I love these things. They’re small, but holy shit this thing is cool. It’s got photophores, which means the thing has little glowing spots that can totally hypnotize you.

AND HELLO IT’S CALLED THE VAMPIRE SQUID FROM HELL.

jermbob: (Via/thelovelybones) I still want a Fennec Fox. WHAT...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:18:50 -0800

jermbob:

(Via/thelovelybones)

I still want a Fennec Fox.

WHAT THEY ARE KISSING THAT IS THE CUTEST EVER

you can have these as pets? i need one. and a slow loris.

caterpillarcowboy: xkcd: Suggestions Bravo.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:17:17 -0800

caterpillarcowboy:

xkcd:

Suggestions

Bravo.

supersonicelectronic: Paul Rudd Snuggle, huh? Is that an...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:13:11 -0800

supersonicelectronic:

Paul Rudd

Snuggle, huh? Is that an invitation, Paul? Please say yes.

babybitch: fuckyeahrocknroll: Jeff Buckley

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:26:11 -0800

babybitch:

fuckyeahrocknroll:

Jeff Buckley

Tanning beds make me feel like a cryogenically frozen alien.

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:15:38 -0800

Tanning beds make me feel like a cryogenically frozen alien.

I just woke up from a dream that I was at a job where I was told to bathe and kill several...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:59:33 -0800

I just woke up from a dream that I was at a job where I was told to bathe and kill several dogs.

Instead I bathed them and made plans to kidnap them and keep them. Now all I can think about is how much I wish I had a dog to walk right now.

(via supersonicelectronic)

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:50:30 -0800

(via supersonicelectronic)

He used the last of his whiskey to disinfect my wounds. Hm, man...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:01:29 -0800

He used the last of his whiskey to disinfect my wounds. Hm, man after my own heart.

I think I have “class reunion syndrome” — not saying I have a class reunion coming...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:32:00 -0800

I think I have “class reunion syndrome” — not saying I have a class reunion coming up (Though, had I graduated, a 5-year-reunion would happen this next year) but more that I have the urge to better myself (Become attractive, successful, interesting) so that I can rub it in the faces of people who have looked down on me or taken me forgranted while I have been mediocre.

Mostly this is making me curious about if there is an immoral motivation. Am I treating myself as the means to an end by only wanting to better myself to prove something to others? Or is the fact that I’m aware that I will also be happier with myself if I am attractive/successful/interesting enough to consider it treating myself intrinsically?

In any case, next semester I am taking two fitness classes (yoga and step aerobics), French, and human health and sexuality. They count towards the credits I need and I feel like I will be a happier, healthier and more worldy person if I am fit, interested in the schoolwork, and know how to say “Where is the watercloset” should I ever find myself stranded in France.

My logic is impenetrable.

Reflections. Weird night.

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:58:35 -0800

Reflections. Weird night.

I love my friends, and photobooths?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:35:41 -0800

I love my friends, and photobooths?

Costume.,. Badly made but. Hi. I’m Rogue!

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:03:51 -0700

Costume.,. Badly made but. Hi. I’m Rogue!

mattmcginley: …Although the name would imply otherwise, “per...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:40:59 -0700

mattmcginley:

…Although the name would imply otherwise, “per diem” day comes but once a week. A few years ago, a “per diem” would provide enough money to sustain a daily dollar menu diet or rock a couple “King Cobra” 40’s while on the road. In the most recent years however, our tour “per diem’s” have inflated enough to irreparably disturb the slim contour of my humble wallet. Such a problem to have!!

Use some of that money and get a bigger wallet! Though that one looks like a trooper.

I will say, I feel less bad about you paying for my cab now, though. Haha.